Never complain,never explain

alittlewarlordcalleddusktimber:

parkingstrange:

shaky:

wafflehouse-official:

shaky, if this gets 500k notes will you marry me?

yes

I will get you that marriage if it’s the last thing I do friend

I shall be on my way to that wedding once I see those notes

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

Drake wouldn’t treat me like this

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

twinking:

twinking:

is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck

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American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me